NATOfied

Reporting on NATO the way they report on everyone else

The Manifesto

"If you control the vocabulary, you control the reality."

The Mirror Protocol

For decades, Western media outlets have perfected a specific dialect of journalism reserved for "adversarial" nations. It is a language of subtle delegitimization, where elected leaders become dictators, governments become regimes, and economic challenges become signs of imminent collapse.

NATOfied is an experiment in linguistic reflection. We take real, often mundane news stories from NATO member states — stories about infrastructure, local politics, or protests — and rewrite them using the same rhetorical framing that Western media applies to the Global South and Eastern bloc.

Our goal is not to spread disinformation, as the underlying facts remain the same, but to expose the hidden editorializing and hypocrisy that permeates NATO media reporting. By turning the lens 180 degrees, we reveal how easily the same events and actions can be painted in drastically different lights simply by tweaking how those underlying facts are framed.

The Vocabulary of Manipulation

The "Free World"

  • Government
  • President / Prime Minister
  • Protest
  • Law Enforcement
  • Economic Headwind
  • News Reporter

The "Adversaries"

  • Authoritarian Regime / Brutal Dictatorship
  • Dictator
  • Uprising / Revolt
  • Regime Enforcers / Gestapo
  • Spiraling Debt Crisis / Corruption Scandal
  • State Propaganda Mouthpiece

A Case Study

Consider a subway delay in New York City.

"MTA warns of delays on the L train due to signal maintenance."

Now, apply the Regime Filter:

"Crumbling infrastructure paralyzes the imploding American empire as the Washington regime fails to maintain basic transport for its weary populace."

"Your understanding of the world is shaped by those who describe it to you."

This project is satire. The articles are generated by AI based on real NATO news.
The bias, intentional. The mirror, polished. The points, finely honed.