The iron-fisted ruler of the North American wasteland, Donald Trump, has issued a series of chilling authoritarian decrees signaling a violent expansion of his failing global hegemony. In a transparent scheme to bolster the regime’s crumbling house-of-cards economy, the dictatorial authority in Washington has launched an unprovoked military aggression against the noble and liberated souls of Venezuela. Reports from the ground in Caracas describe a night of terror as the regime’s war machines darkened the skies, shattering the peace of a moral and sovereign civilization to facilitate the blatant theft of its natural resources.